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Thread: I have a theory

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    I have a theory

    It is a little surreal perhaps, but I think that we are all Rattea multiple profiles, apart from Rattea who is Bloomer. Think about it: if you control all the profiles, you don't need real people, as you can just argue with yourself in many different guises and thus drive traffic and advertising revenue up.

    Run out of ideas on things to bicker about, create an implausibly juvenile profile who you can argue against with all your profiles, a common enemy indeed. Drive some of your profiles away, those that you have run out of ideas for them to say If a real poster turns up, hound them out if they ask too many difficult questions.

    its hard to argue against - the perfect income generator. I should know, after all I am Rattea too - but then you all know this as you are also all Rattea.

    Has anyone seen the film "Inception"? i guess since I have, we all have

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    Sounds more like Tron

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdiSalisbury View Post
    Sounds more like Tron
    you would say that, wouldn't you Ratty

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    I agree, it was cunning plan which now means this Forum has more activity than most others and as I previously said when posting s Ramjet its surreal but then so are my other posts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swaledale View Post
    I agree, it was cunning plan which now means this Forum has more activity than most others and as I previously said when posting s Ramjet its surreal but then so are my other posts!
    'I'm Spartacus'!

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    So who's a real person and who's is also rats then, to add I think bloomer must be a bot as he never responds to emails

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    None of us are real we are all subsets of the great mind of Rattea - look deep into the hidden recesses of your consciousness, Stenson, break down that part of you that believes you are real and you may see a scaly tail rushing off to hide.....

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    This lager's strong!! Oh it's not lager....it's rats!!

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    ??? Ones liquid and yellow and the other is...ah yes see what you mean!

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