Alright you softies. The word on the street is that this message board has become a home for humorless whingeing pussies. The likes of Swale were a mere twinkle in my eye when i last posted in 2010 so its time to inject a little fun into the place again ....

A cyclops in a Forest shirt walks to Michael Hill jewelers with his girlfriend .. he stands outside the store and points at the most expensive engagement ring on the shelf. ...

"Can i help you madam" says the jeweler.

"Yes!" she says pointing towards the giant ring with the cyclops standing ebhind.

"That's the One Eyed Get ...."