apart from

[michaelowen]

2 thousand macums, who else will be creaming their pants at today's defeat? I will give you some clues.
1. He knows everything about football.
2. He hates his "own" team.
3. He has more waffle than the waffle factory that he built, designed and owns.
4. He hates his "own" teams supporters.
5. He owns more cars than Nissan (obviously he owns Nissan as well)
6. He has more personalities than his mum had Turks
7. He can spell then he can't
8. He loves to see his "own" team suffer
9. He's not sure where he belongs (Turkish Cyprus or Britain)
10. He hates himself

Answers on a postcard

[Jammy89]

You're giving him what he wants by posting this.

He wants the attention and by making a post specifically about him you're letting him "win".

[pboromag]

Thank you for yet another thread

Pboromag

The most talked about person in the toon apart from some woman from an investments company
Thank you Michal
And ps despite what your mum tells you
I'm not your daddy
Trust me

I do have a soft spot for special needs kids but I must disappoint you and tell you we are not related