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Thread: O/T Porton Down clears Russia of nerve agent attack

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    O/T Porton Down clears Russia of nerve agent attack

    Porton Down today revealed that the material used to poison the Skripals was not a strain of the Novichok nerve agent but an impregnated towel stolen from a B&B by a demented misanthrope from South Yorkshire. It is believed that the suspect, who cannot be named for legal reasons and because he uses so many names it would take all day, carried out the attack to prove to doubters that he did indeed study chemistry at Rotherham Grammar School some time during the 50s, 60s and 70s. Police have raided the property of a trainee vet in Swinton and taken away several containers of suspicious material. However, scientists at Porton Down have confirmed that only a large quantity of bullsh!t had so far been found.

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    😂😃😆😀😆

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    Like it!

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    Nice one, Patty.

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    It's absolutely pathetic, the ones amongst you who couldn't stand the bloke have got what you wanted and Kempo is banned, yet you still write about him.

    What's up are you missing him?

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    Some people are laughable but that’s no surprise

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    Quote Originally Posted by a123 View Post
    It's absolutely pathetic, the ones amongst you who couldn't stand the bloke have got what you wanted and Kempo is banned, yet you still write about him.

    What's up are you missing him?
    I think some have a love hate relationship with Kempo

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    Quote Originally Posted by a123 View Post
    It's absolutely pathetic, the ones amongst you who couldn't stand the bloke have got what you wanted and Kempo is banned, yet you still write about him.

    What's up are you missing him?
    I don't remember Patty being an enemy of kempo. As for myself I have stated several times I do not agree with his ban and would welcome his return if only so I could ask him for my towel back. I do agree that LBJ (Bornamiller) and gwru (T71) seemed intent on destroying the board and Frog was right to pull the trigger but I don't put kempo in that category and still have no idea why he was banned.
    Last edited by monty_rhodes; 07-04-2018 at 10:23 AM.

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    I've actually worked at Porton Down back in the day when it was the CDE.

    Looking at it now from a distance they don't seem as professional, so i doubt that they've got the know how to deal with Kempo's underpants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a123 View Post
    It's absolutely pathetic, the ones amongst you who couldn't stand the bloke have got what you wanted and Kempo is banned, yet you still write about him.

    What's up are you missing him?
    Is he banned?

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