Raheem Sterling' s Tattoo

[Romanis]

Can we stop trying to make our sportsmen and women into Saints?
Basically what they do in private if it doesn't break any laws and don't affect the way they play is really up to them.

Why do we need them to be role models except in the area of their respective sports?

Players wanna burn their own money doing what they please, good for them.

So what's next in tattoo no nos? No demons in case it's promoting Satanism? No tattoos of women because it's ***ist or reminds others that they can't get laid? No tattoos of Che Guevara in case it's taken to support revolution?
No penile tattoos for United fans to show which club they support in case it's obscene?

[essexred52]

I have a tattoo of a pair of stilettos that doesn't mean I wear them 🤑
This is just the start! You know what happens when a major tournament containing England starts.

[ManxRam]

I have a tattoo of a pair of stilettos that doesn't mean I wear them 🤑
This is just the start! You know what happens when a major tournament containing England starts.

Half of Nottingham keeps a gun down it's sock so hardly newsworthy to your lot!

[MadAmster]

China has decreed that all player's tattoos have to be covered up..................

[ramAnag]

China has decreed that all player's tattoos have to be covered up..................

I used to play cricket with a West Indian guy years ago. His penile tattoo appeared to say ‘WENDY’. It was only when I queried the wisdom of having an ex-girlfriend’s name written on his c**k that he chuckled and explained that...when aroused...it actually read, ‘WELCOME TO BARBADOS AND HAVE A NICE DAY’. Never really got over it.

[Romanis]

All sorts of connotations here. Why would you be interested in the penile matters of a West Indian?
Hahaha

[Geoff Parkstone]

I used to play cricket with a West Indian guy years ago. His penile tattoo appeared to say ‘WENDY’. It was only when I queried the wisdom of having an ex-girlfriend’s name written on his c**k that he chuckled and explained that...when aroused...it actually read, ‘WELCOME TO BARBADOS AND HAVE A NICE DAY’. Never really got over it.

Doesn't that mean it would at first appear to say WEDAY or WELAY. I am not entirely familiar with the erecting capabilities of Bajan *****es but there is a logical flaw in the explanation. I suppose there might have been a twist when on the slack that meant the N six from the end showed up, but the "ice" and a later "a" would have to remain hidden in the folds somehow.

A further flaw appears in the logic, which revolves around the fact that a significant majority of west indians are circumcised, and so the last part of the aroused lettering would be stretched out and thus distorted and very difficult to read.

Or am I overthinking this?

Of course if you changed the joke to say:

"I used to play cricket with a Chinese guy years ago. His penile tattoo appeared to say ‘W’. It was only when I queried the wisdom of having an ex-girlfriend’s initial written on his c**k that he chuckled and explained that...when aroused...it actually read, ‘Wi’ "

It would be more logical but perhaps less amusing

[ramAnag]

Doesn't that mean it would at first appear to say WEDAY or WELAY. I am not entirely familiar with the erecting capabilities of Bajan *****es but there is a logical flaw in the explanation. I suppose there might have been a twist when on the slack that meant the N six from the end showed up, but the "ice" and a later "a" would have to remain hidden in the folds somehow.

A further flaw appears in the logic, which revolves around the fact that a significant majority of west indians are circumcised, and so the last part of the aroused lettering would be stretched out and thus distorted and very difficult to read.

Or am I overthinking this?

Of course if you changed the joke to say:

"I used to play cricket with a Chinese guy years ago. His penile tattoo appeared to say ‘W’. It was only when I queried the wisdom of having an ex-girlfriend’s initial written on his c**k that he chuckled and explained that...when aroused...it actually read, ‘Wi’ "

It would be more logical but perhaps less amusing

Yes...you’re overthinking it...and if it had had negative connotations for anyone, other than the fair haired white Anglo Saxon that I take the form of, I’m sure someone would have accused me of racism.

[Romanis]

Doesn't that mean it would at first appear to say WEDAY or WELAY. I am not entirely familiar with the erecting capabilities of Bajan *****es but there is a logical flaw in the explanation. I suppose there might have been a twist when on the slack that meant the N six from the end showed up, but the "ice" and a later "a" would have to remain hidden in the folds somehow.

A further flaw appears in the logic, which revolves around the fact that a significant majority of west indians are circumcised, and so the last part of the aroused lettering would be stretched out and thus distorted and very difficult to read.

Or am I overthinking this?

Of course if you changed the joke to say:

"I used to play cricket with a Chinese guy years ago. His penile tattoo appeared to say ‘W’. It was only when I queried the wisdom of having an ex-girlfriend’s initial written on his c**k that he chuckled and explained that...when aroused...it actually read, ‘Wi’ "

It would be more logical but perhaps less amusing

Another one who appears tickled by West Indian genitalia. Well I suppose at your age and size, anything goes!

Lolz

[MadAmster]

That all reminds me of a Welshman I used to play rugby with...... we all thought his tat said Ludo