Since We Are A Little Light ,On Game Time,...Silly Jokes anyone??

[bfcjon]

We have no Negativity at the moment,..So Just thought I would help out , With people supplying some Jokes...

People at work, were comparing wives,..and They all were good,...! What about your wife, Jon,...Well She is alright in her place ,..I said,...Just not Dug it Yet.

[alfinyalcabo]

I downloaded a copy of the film 'Bohemian Rhapsody' from the internet recently.

I think it was secretly filmed in a cinema because every now and then I see a little silhouette of a man..

[Norder]

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different to mine.....I got a Fat Bottomed Girl.

[outwoodclaret]

I was once asked to give a talk to a Youth Club on anti-social behaviour in inner city areas. I began by referencing crime in Multi-Story car parks. It’s wrong on so many different levels.

[outwoodclaret]

Didn’t post much last week as my computer crashed. Getting set up again and I’ve been asked to choose a new password. Minimum 8 characters. I’ve gone for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

[SERVERNOTRESPONDING]

There are some horrible people about.

I heard a cat crying outside so i opened the door and saw four blokes in Chelsea shirts playing football with it.

I was just about to ring the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up.

[outwoodclaret]

I was given a brand new Scrabble game for my birthday. Took it round to my mates for a game but as I got out of the car I somehow tripped and the letters fell into the road. Not entirely sure what happened but people are asking what is the word on the street.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!

[barrie_burn]

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!

Went to an Italian restaurant last night but there was a fat woman blocking the door and I couldn't get Pasta.

[Norder]

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Kid: Dad....Whats a Transvestite ?

Dad: Ask your Mum....He knows