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Thread: Signing Tommy was unbelievable ....... so lets daydream!

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    Signing Tommy was unbelievable ....... so lets daydream!

    Being arguably the oldest Notts supporter (nowadays a follower) who posts on here, I well remember us entering the reformed post war football league and being put in the old third division (South). Age has given me the right to say I am one of the few supporters to have seen us re-enter the league and in all probability 75 odd years later, leave it.

    In all those years the biggest thing to have happened to our club (only the oldsters will remember) was the signing of Lawton. National sporting headlines were made when the best of the world's centre forwards came to little Notts County and irrespective of his off field failings, did exactly what he was paid to do on the field. In short Tommy was a true legend who was instrumental more than anybody in creating life long memories for all fortunate enough to see him play.

    Would Tom have been as successful today? No is the answer - as the game, pitches, fitness, ball and other considerations have moved on, as with all sports, levels of excellence get better.

    So it is with a feeling of sadness to see our present predicament, not to apportion blame to others (although very easy to criticise) because I have never earned a living running a football club and only have opinions.

    So what would be my impossible dream bearing in mind the 'impossible' Lawton signing all those years ago, that would get hope back? As I have often said to the Fatboy, perseverance and a 'It's better to try and fail than not try at all' is the way forward in life, so here goes:

    Dear Neil

    You got your chance in football league management with Notts County. You became our second best manager of all time and no doubt have gained enough riches to ensure security for life for which you deserve. You have achieved status as arguably the finest manager outside of the premier league where unfortunately you have not had the same success. The oldest league club in the world is in all probability about to lose that title which has been held by Notts continuously since 1862.

    If we do lose our league status we believe you are the only person to revive our fortunes next year and would like you to consider re-joining us? It would not be disrespectful to say you are possibly nearing the end of your management career in the top flight but does the challenge of returning to where you started and helping the old friend who now needs your help appeal to you? We cannot offer much in salary but are prepared to give a rent free apartment, expenses and a considerable one off bonus (£1 million) if you can immediately regain us promotion from the National league. We apologise if this offer appears ridiculous and no offence is meant.

    With best wishes

    A Magpie (in desperation)

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    Quote Originally Posted by seriouspie View Post
    Being arguably the oldest Notts supporter (nowadays a follower) who posts on here, I well remember us entering the reformed post war football league and being put in the old third division (South). Age has given me the right to say I am one of the few supporters to have seen us re-enter the league and in all probability 75 odd years later, leave it.

    In all those years the biggest thing to have happened to our club (only the oldsters will remember) was the signing of Lawton. National sporting headlines were made when the best of the world's centre forwards came to little Notts County and irrespective of his off field failings, did exactly what he was paid to do on the field. In short Tommy was a true legend who was instrumental more than anybody in creating life long memories for all fortunate enough to see him play.

    Would Tom have been as successful today? No is the answer - as the game, pitches, fitness, ball and other considerations have moved on, as with all sports, levels of excellence get better.

    So it is with a feeling of sadness to see our present predicament, not to apportion blame to others (although very easy to criticise) because I have never earned a living running a football club and only have opinions.

    So what would be my impossible dream bearing in mind the 'impossible' Lawton signing all those years ago, that would get hope back? As I have often said to the Fatboy, perseverance and a 'It's better to try and fail than not try at all' is the way forward in life, so here goes:

    Dear Neil

    You got your chance in football league management with Notts County. You became our second best manager of all time and no doubt have gained enough riches to ensure security for life for which you deserve. You have achieved status as arguably the finest manager outside of the premier league where unfortunately you have not had the same success. The oldest league club in the world is in all probability about to lose that title which has been held by Notts continuously since 1862.

    If we do lose our league status we believe you are the only person to revive our fortunes next year and would like you to consider re-joining us? It would not be disrespectful to say you are possibly nearing the end of your management career in the top flight but does the challenge of returning to where you started and helping the old friend who now needs your help appeal to you? We cannot offer much in salary but are prepared to give a rent free apartment, expenses and a considerable one off bonus (£1 million) if you can immediately regain us promotion from the National league. We apologise if this offer appears ridiculous and no offence is meant.

    With best wishes

    A Magpie (in desperation)


    He’s retiring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoePass View Post
    He’s retiring.
    Correct Joe ....... but didn't Bercow say he was retiring ..... and he didn't!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoePass View Post
    He’s retiring.
    Retiring - shy, reserved. Not how I'd describe Neil Warnock!

    Our second best manager in living memory, yes.

    Off all time? Albert Fisher, who twice got us promoted to the old First Division, might have something to say about that.

    Nice thought though, serious. As much chance of it happening as Russell King being put away for 6 years...….. wait a minute, though.
    Last edited by 60YearsAPie; 29-04-2019 at 01:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 60YearsAPie View Post
    Retiring - shy, reserved. Not how I'd describe Neil Warnock!

    Our second best manager in living memory, yes.

    Off all time? Albert Fisher, who twice got us promoted to the old First Division, might have something to say about that.

    Nice thought though, serious. As much chance of it happening as Russell King being put away for 6 years...….. wait a minute, though.
    Aye 60YearsAPie ........ I should have put 'In living memory' Incidentally it's OF not OFF

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    Quote Originally Posted by seriouspie View Post
    Aye 60YearsAPie ........ I should have put 'In living memory' Incidentally it's OF not OFF
    Oops ……. well spotted, serious!

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    Of course, you're incorrect to identify Notts as Colin's start in management. That start was actually here in Scarborough and Notts pinched him from the Boro just after he'd won promotion into the football league.

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    Forgot that "Colin" did indeed manage Scarborough for half a season in the FL. so apologies for my horrendous slip up. But in context Sidney you knew what I meant if not 100% factual. Hope the rise of Nigel isn't giving you nightmares by the way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seriouspie View Post
    Forgot that "Colin" did indeed manage Scarborough for half a season in the FL. so apologies for my horrendous slip up. But in context Sidney you knew what I meant if not 100% factual. Hope the rise of Nigel isn't giving you nightmares by the way!
    Not at all. When you rise out of the sewer, it's still impossible to ditch the stink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidders View Post
    Not at all. When you rise out of the sewer, it's still impossible to ditch the stink.
    Very poor grammar .......... " ditch the stink"...... very amateurish. "Rid the smell" ..... much better.

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