Wooah, that was intense.....

[JamesMcClean]

What a result that was today. Absolutely magnificent. Ciftci led the line superbly and gutted his booking will keep him out of the Final. Thought Stretch and GMS were great second half as well. Not sure about McGowan coming in for Watson like that, but I’m sure he’ll come good. In Jackie We Trust. Great shout out to the supporters that went through to Hampden the day. The Sheep may have outnumbered us two to one but they were awfy quiet, particularly after Nads’ winner. Chuffed as phuck for ST though - the gamble of selling ARob and Gauld has totally paid off and, as he says, there’s no need for any more sales happily, so the Tims can do one.

But, the main thrust of this is that I’ve just woken up from the weirdest phucking nightmare. I must have been over exuberant in the celebrations! Now bear with me as it does all get a bit mental, but in the dream for some bizarre reason, ST sells, yes, SELLS GMS and Armstrong on Monday night to the Tims no less and starts getting called ‘The Snake’ as a result. He pins it all on Jackie Mac who we then find out has a huge incentive scheme going on where he gets massive sales bonuses from transfers.

Now it gets worse! We end up getting relegated, yes, RELEGATED, with JMac getting sacked and wait for it, Mixu Patelainen taking over. It just kept getting worse and worse. The relegation is sealed at Dens by the Funsters who celebrate it like the Champions League by making commemorative mugs and scarves. It ends up with Arabs on here getting lectured on fitba by bizarre Funsters like ARABDETESTER and Taintedice and the worse thing is there is no comeback to their bizarre ramblings as we have become total keech.

We end up staying down for fower phucking years with a culmination in Csaba Laszlo coming in (I telt ye it got weird) who leads us to 6-1 and 5-1 horsings to Falkirk and Ross phucking County. In the dream I get so depressed that I change my avatar from Sideshow Bob to Sideshow Cecil.

The strange thing is in the very last bit, for some oddball reason, the Funny Lot vote to promote United back up to the Premiership and we end up back where we started in the first place.

Anyways, after waking up I’ve just had a quick wee check there and United are indeed a Premier League Club and my avatar is Sideshow Bob, but man that was weird as phuck but anyway I’m going to go on and have a quick wee check now to see when the League Cup Final tickets go on sale. I’ve got a good feeling about this one troops.





Final thing, not sure if it’s related or not but I keep getting this urge to dance since I woke up. Strange like.

[Shedboy1971]

forgotten in all of this but i want to pass on my regards to jobby mccall:

Get it right ****ing up you ya brown waste of space.

I feel much better thanks.

[GUNBOAT]

Truly brilliant James,truly FN brilliant,FACT.

[JamesMcClean]

Truly brilliant James,truly FN brilliant,FACT.

Didn’t seem briliant at the time GB, the sheets were soaking when I woke up.






And no, I didn’t pish myself.

[GUNBOAT]

Its just a shame we have got these social distancing rules because John truly deserves a hug.

[stokearab]

Its just a shame we have got these social distancing rules because John truly deserves a hug.

I think Gotti is gonna need a programme of counselling 👍🤣

[Chips_OToole]

I get it big time bud

hopefully that 5 year bad trip is over