On the back of Jacapus' thread about players we had high hopes for and who lived up to their billing, name a player who you were excited we had signed who turned out to be a massive let-down.

Let's be honest, this is much easier as the list is fucking huge

I remember the fuss when we signed Stephane G'u'i'v'a'r'c'h (who knows where the apostrophe goes, man ) and the buzz...we'd signed a French striker (exciting for the time) and he was going to play in the World cup....ah, man, this was going to be mint!!

Think he was a sub and came on and everyone was nudging each other and going 'here's our new striker, he's going to bury it in the top cor....oh, that wasn't very good....he must be just getting into the game...aye, that's it....he's got the ball, watch him g....oh.....well, he's not up to speed yet.

Wait 'til he plays for us, though, he'll tear the league up....when he gets used to the pace, obviously.....ah, he's still settling in, he's actually really good at....umm....no, see the way he trapped that ball, once....erm.

He was shit.

Shit for France, shit for us.

Bah.

C'mon....let it out....who did you expect SO much more from?