Bolton

[sandpit]

Could be breezy and wet by ko,depends on the timing of this feature,so no excuses and three points will do,i know one thing with the arrival of (PM+A)type air masses it will get cold in the distant future so get the log fire going,all the best to the team and dont let us down or there will be bother,you heard so do it,and no ifs or buts what do you reckon Griff.

[Piglet_Phoenix]

Beech is taking a massive gamble giving the players Christmas day off, if Bolton prepare properly we could be in trouble.

[griff]

Could be breezy and wet by ko,depends on the timing of this feature,so no excuses and three points will do,i know one thing with the arrival of (PM+A)type air masses it will get cold in the distant future so get the log fire going,all the best to the team and dont let us down or there will be bother,you heard so do it,and no ifs or buts what do you reckon Griff.

It’ll be blowing a gale and lashing down by kick-off. I predict everyone crowding in the middle bit of the Paddock, coughing over each other and spreading the virus brought int the county by hordes of Londoners that have flooded into Cumbria in the last few days. No, I’m not kidding. My eagle-eyed reporters have been loitering amongst the broccoli in several local supermarkets, and dispatches from C*­ockermouth Sainsburys report cockney/home Counties accents wall to wall*. I predict Carlisle in tier 4 in the New Year, no problem. Send me grapes. Oh, and the football, another difficult game which we should just shave despite the excess mince pies on Friday.




* this bit is true

[Piglet_Phoenix]

"My eagle-eyed reporters have been loitering amongst the broccoli in several local supermarkets, and dispatches from C**ockermouth Sainsburys report cockney/home Counties accents wall to wall*."

Is that not just how everyone on the UK talks these days due to Eastenders, Grange Hill, Minder and Only Fools & Horses?

[griff]

No, Tim. C­ockermouth Sainsbury’s is a local shop for local people, with local accents. They’ll have no trouble there.