OT: This time last year

[cher1]

Furlough - just a measure of distance in horse racing

Lockdown - something that only happened in a prison

Flattening the curve - something you hoped to achieve on a diet

Any more?

[Elite_Pie]

Social distancing - something you did if someone nearby farted.

[60YearsAPie]

Cockney rhyming slang:

Coronavirus - Miley Cyrus

[magpie_mania]

Mask - Something you should never wear when going to the bank

Next slide please - only heard in a kid's playground

[SwalePie]

Furlough - just a measure of distance in horse racing

Lockdown - something that only happened in a prison

Flattening the curve - something you hoped to achieve on a diet

Any more?

I may be missing the point Cher but isn't the distance measure a furlong?

[countygump]

Furlough - just a measure of distance in horse racing

Lockdown - something that only happened in a prison

Flattening the curve - something you hoped to achieve on a diet

Any more?

Furlough: Your cat shedding it's coat on the Living Room Carpet.

Lockdown: Maintenance needed on the Grand Union canal.

Flattening the curve: Bigger bra needed.

Super Spreader: Nice new bit of kit Farmer Giles just purchased.

Contact Tracing: Dropped me bloody mobile, again.

R Number. How they judge the winner of a baby competition.

[Elite_Pie]

"Can I thank our magnificent NHS for the incredible job they do".

A year ago it would have been said by patients, now it's always the first thing said by government ministers when trying to avoid answering a question on why they've f@cked up.

[meoldlaner]

COVID 19...The 19th in a series of compilation videos.

VACCINE....Secret trendy night life of a vacuum cleaner.

[cher1]

I may be missing the point Cher but isn't the distance measure a furlong?

Oh god, if I had a brain I'd be dangerous Swale. Of course, you're right

[magpie_mania]

Oh god, if I had a brain I'd be dangerous Swale. Of course, you're right

I thought it was the posh way of pronouncing furlong 😄

Southwell or Suthull?