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    O/T:- Monkey pox

    Looks like we have an outbreak of Monkey Pox to worry about now.!
    The concerning thing is that Hancock says there is nothing to worry about...!
    A word of warning be careful if your xxxxxin a monkey tonight, wrap it up tight.!!
    Last edited by SwalePie; 10-06-2021 at 05:08 PM. Reason: Corrected Off Topic prefix & obscured ***ual reference

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    Quote Originally Posted by PedroTheFisherman66 View Post
    Looks like we have an outbreak of Monkey Pox to worry about now.!
    The concerning thing is that Hancock says there is nothing to worry about...!
    A word of warning be careful if your shaggin a monkey tonight, wrap it up tight.!!
    It's normal procedure to wear a condom before engaging in any ***ual activity with your Mernkey, (Inspector Clouseau), I thought that fact was taken as a gibbon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by countygump View Post
    It's normal procedure to wear a condom before engaging in any ***ual activity with your Mernkey, (Inspector Clouseau), I thought that fact was taken as a gibbon?
    🤣🤣
    I've generally gone bare back when engaging in such activities with our simian friends,especially if I know them.!

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    I can see people going ape if this leads to another lockdown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elite_Pie View Post
    I can see people going ape if this leads to another lockdown.

    I'm chittin meself that there might be another lockdown. Still, as long as no-one slips in Macaque we'll be OK.

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    Takes me back to the 80s,when we had the likes of Simian Hodson in the team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunaspie View Post
    Takes me back to the 80s,when we had the likes of Simian Hodson in the team.
    Yep he was definitely the king of the swingers.

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    I think that the economic baboom that was expected post covid is now under threat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elite_Pie View Post
    I can see people going ape if this leads to another lockdown.
    Another month of lockdown and we'll all go bananas

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    Quote Originally Posted by tied_up_in_notts View Post
    Another month of lockdown and we'll all go bananas
    Possibly (monkey) Nuts.!

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