I had my 3 and 1 year old grandsons come and visit me yesterday.

Drew is 3 and has me in stiches,

His mum - Drew, did you as anyone if you could have a biscuit

Drew - Drew - yes, I asked Woody (Woody is his 1 year old brother)


Me and Drew were sat in the garden and Drew hears a magpie.

Drew- Papa that was a bird

me - was it a big bird?

Drew - yes he is trying to eat the baby birds but the small birds will scare him away.

Me - what on earth have you been watching?

Drew - Spiderman