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Thread: You dont have to go to Heaven.

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    You dont have to go to Heaven.

    A heaven like beauty exists on earth. All you have to do is watch Wimbledon, and the ball girls, surely there cannot be a more heavenly sight. There was one girl who running to retrieve the ball would throw up her arms like air brakes, or in an effort to approximate where the ball is to pick it up.

    Thankyou Wimbledon.

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    You do know they’re only 15, don’t you?

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    Oh, am i going to get arrested?

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    Draw your head in. You’ve just said that you have a thing for under-age girls ffs. You really, really, REALLY need to explain.

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    Unlike you, i can appreciate the female form, it doesnt mean that i am a *****phile. Does it? Artists have been doing it for centuries. I expect you have access to birth certificates then, im sure there are many older, or are they only 15. Answer that please.

    You may not know this but the temperature drops wherever you go, black clouds gather, and you leave smoke behind you in your footsteps wherever you go. Christmas in your house will ban christianity.

    You remind me of Babushkas in the old East Germany who sat outside tower blocks of flats reporting on indiscretions. If we follow your thinking, they should all be wearing burkas. For god sake explain how you have become a fking disaster.

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    Google it - average age 15. So for every one that’s 16 there will be another aged 14. Get a life Frank and stop perving over young girls. What might have been acceptable in the renaissance isn’t any more.

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    It never occured to me for a moment that my admiration of the female form was anything more than that. But it did occur to you, that within your psyche there exists the possibility. You even googled those girls ages.

    Then you project that onto me.

    I accuse you of being the perve.

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    You can admire the form of adult females, Frank, but when you start admiring the form of female children you have problems. Big problems.

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    I'm pissed off with the female form and those who inhabit them whether they are 15 or 55,they are a different species in my eyes

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    Im afraid to ask chalky, but have you and sue hit the buffers.? If not, your not impressed. Rather than suffer on, cut it off. Try again, with someone local.

    Its you griff, its you.

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