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Thread: A signing at last!

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    A signing at last!

    We have secured the signing of Martyn ‘Buzzer’ Cook from Accrington Stanley.The groundsman.

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    Yipeeeeee!!! Progress still exists. The premier League trembles at the might of Burnley.

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    Bet he was on a free transfer as well .lol

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    Which position does he play? Another defender? At least he will cover every blade of grass!

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    I’m told he pours beer on the grass so it comes up half cut !!

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    I believe they tapped up Danny, Clitheroe's groundsman, but he's a Blackburn fan, he told them to feck off.

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    .....your all Hayters !


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    Buzzer had to take a cut to come to Burnley grass reveals.

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    He has since admitted the grass is not always greener on the other side.

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    When they find out he's a homo***ual it will definitely be gay mower.

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