O/T I'm looking for something special for the missus for Christmas..

[mygiddypant]

I've got my eyes set on a little title. Lady Giddy of Millmoor. Trouble is, even though I had a little success on the Prem Bonds this month, I'm still a bit short of £3m I'm told I need.

Can anyone lend us a few quid? Well, bit more than a few....but all in a good cause!

[CAMiller]

I find a new ironing board cover is all I need to get Mrs. CA. to stop here talking to me for another year

[mygiddypant]

I find a new ironing board cover is all I need to get Mrs. CA. to stop here talking to me for another year

I've heard that the streets of NY are paved with gold, but £3m for an ironing board cover??

[CAMiller]

I've heard that the streets of NY are paved with gold, but £3m for an ironing board cover??

The silence is worth it

[gm_gm]

Those cordless vacuums are good

[KerrAvon]

I've got my eyes set on a little title. Lady Giddy of Millmoor. Trouble is, even though I had a little success on the Prem Bonds this month, I'm still a bit short of £3m I'm told I need.

Can anyone lend us a few quid? Well, bit more than a few....but all in a good cause!

She could become a baroness for applying a coat of whitewash over an anti-Semitism problem?

Alternatively, you could try this site:. £37 for the pair of you:. https://www.lordtitles.co.uk/

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Or be fast tracked to the head of the Met Police due to your gender and ***ual preferences, make a complete balls of the job ( on many occasions) and get a quick damehood for your " success"

[flourbasher]

Or be fast tracked to the head of the Met Police due to your gender and ***ual preferences, make a complete balls of the job ( on many occasions) and get a quick damehood for your " success"

Lol. Yes indeed

[mygiddypant]

Some good suggestions there chaps, but I note not much evidence of a cheque!

[mygiddypant]

I find a new ironing board cover is all I need to get Mrs. CA. to stop here talking to me for another year

Mrs Giddy has quite sophisticated tastes CAM. She lived in East Herringthorpe until I met her.