O/T Joke of the day

[Brin]

About time this was resurrected to give us a laugh/smile....so here goes.



Jurgen Klopp, Ralf Rangnick, Brenda Rodgers and Mikel Arteta entered a pub. Jurgen bought them all a drink. Once they had finished, Rangnick got a round in. Then Arteta put his hand in his pocket. Then Brendan Rodgers got the beers in.

Once they'd all consumed 4 beers, Klopp went to the bar, bought a beer for himself only, and sat at the table.
They all looked at him before Rangnick said, ''Excuse me Jurgen, what about us?''

Klopp looked at them and said, ''Sorry lads this is the 5th round and none of you are in it''

[gru]

Got to hand it to the aussies when it come to tennis... they do know how to return a serb!


Credit where credits due... the government can organise a piss up afterall!

[Godsend.F.C.]

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[Brin]

My mate went to see psychic last week who told him he was going to coming into money.

Last night he shagged a fat bird called Penny......how spooky is that?

[Nardendee]

Not strictly a joke but this Twitter pre match write up by Andrew Maclean for the Arbroath v Hamilton game made me smile:

“Hamilton, Hamilton and Hamilton start for Arbroath against Hamilton while Hamilton also have a Hamilton in their starting lineup”.

[Gainsbro_Miller]

My mate went to see psychic last week who told him he was going to coming into money.

Last night he shagged a fat bird called Penny......how spooky is that?

My mate saw a psychic who also told him he would come into some money.

So he went home and had a w@@k in his wallet!

[Nardendee]

Not strictly a joke but this Twitter pre match write up by Andrew Maclean for the Arbroath v Hamilton game made me smile:

“Hamilton, Hamilton and Hamilton start for Arbroath against Hamilton while Hamilton also have a Hamilton in their starting lineup”.

To summarise the above game :

I see Hamilton didn’t score but Hamilton scored two to get a draw. However Hamilton did assist in Hamilton’s second goal. No goals or assists for any Hamilton for Arbroath though, although Hamilton also scored two.

[clarkey1974]

To summarise the above game :

I see Hamilton didn’t score but Hamilton scored two to get a draw. However Hamilton did assist in Hamilton’s second goal. No goals or assists for any Hamilton for Arbroath though, although Hamilton also scored two.

It’s all academical..!..

[Godsend.F.C.]

​Lost at home to the millers, AGAIN !

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

​Lost at home to the millers, AGAIN !