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Thread: DIY Dentistry

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    DIY Dentistry

    My Brother in law couldn't get an appointment.
    So he went in his garden workshop, tied a fishing line round the tooth,
    Then attached a 5lb lump hammer to the line, held it above his head and dropped it.
    Tooth come flying out. Job done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulman101 View Post
    My Brother in law couldn't get an appointment.
    So he went in his garden workshop, tied a fishing line round the tooth,
    Then attached a 5lb lump hammer to the line, held it above his head and dropped it.
    Tooth come flying out. Job done.
    I hope breaking his toes with the lump hammer wasn't too much of an inconvenience for him..........😊 .

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    Remind me not to trouble your brother for health advice in the future Lloyd.

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    Fair play for being able to tie a fishing knot around a tooth...
    Last edited by Dubbag; 12-03-2022 at 09:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulman101 View Post
    My Brother in law couldn't get an appointment.
    So he went in his garden workshop, tied a fishing line round the tooth,
    Then attached a 5lb lump hammer to the line, held it above his head and dropped it.
    Tooth come flying out. Job done.
    Lloyd...just out of interest.....for a friend....how would your brother recommend removing external or internal hemorrhoids....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dubbag View Post
    Lloyd...just out of interest.....for a friend....how would your brother recommend removing external or internal hemorrhoids....?
    he would use a sink plunger then use a dremal

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    I've solved my piles issue.

    I decided to start self treating with salt-water and it's made a massive difference. If anyone else is suffering try a minute of bathing three or four times a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulman101 View Post
    he would use a sink plunger then use a dremal
    😂😂😂😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    I've solved my piles issue.

    I decided to start self treating with salt-water and it's made a massive difference. If anyone else is suffering try a minute of bathing three or four times a day.
    Excellent tip ..... ordinary table salt?

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    I made a tooth once when I lived in the republic of Ireland because it would have cost a bomb for a crown. I used dentifix and made a thick paste, trouble is due to the toxic fumes it felt like I was "On something" for days. It worked though.

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