Former Health Secretary Matt Han_you_know_what to be in 'I'm A Celebrity....'

[C_U_N_T]

Former Health Secretary Matt Hanc­ock is to be in 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here'.

After talking to the Chief Whip he has had the whip withdrawn, making him an independent MP. His constituency Conservative Deputy Chairman seems to be unimpressed, "I am looking forward to seeing him eating testicles".

A Labour MP says "Eating testicles is better than being a Conservative MP".

[_Stefan_Kuntz]

'I am a member of the electorate, get the Conservative b­astards out of here' will be the television programme in 2 years time.

[howoldboy]

"The book market has been crying out for the inspirational story of a man who discharged hospital patients into care homes without covid tests and then got fired for shagging".

https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/statu...66422367215617

[griff]

Seriously though, if he’s having the whip taken away for going off on a jolly for a few weeks, why didn’t Boris?

[_Stefan_Kuntz]

The rules are different for God, indeed for him there are no rules.

But for all his powers he probably still cannot locate Uxbridge.

[6EQUJ5]

Matt Hanc­ock agreed to the offer before he knew that it was for a fee on a television programme.

Someone contacted him saying "Would you like to be sitting in The House Of Commons in the midst of your Conservative colleagues or would you rather be in the jungle eating kangaroo p­enis".

[_Stefan_Kuntz]

Of course in the 'jungle' when any opportunity occurs such that Matt Hanc­ock can be humiliated it will happen, so we will have a sense of righteous gratification.

But the financial to humiliation ratio is well in his favour.

If you were asked to go to your local Town Hall at mid-day Saturday and crap at the entrance, the reward for which would be £100 you would not do it. If the reward was £1,000 you would not do it. What if the reward was £400,000?