It must have gone like this..

Dear Minnows,

Oooops typing fault there, we are writing to you to make you feel better over falling out of the league. Yes we know your in div 1.

Even Rochdale will finish above you next year. On watching your games on tv, we are alarmed, and entertained to the point of laughter at the performances of Dunk, Taylor, Knibbs, and that Williams geezer. ha ha ha. Then theres that Yosemite Sam like bloke.

There will be many on the commitee glad to see you go, but not on a comedy channel level. I will be glad to see you go, im tired of seeing a cambridge player trying to kick the ball, with the ball fifty yards away.

I have come close to a cardiac arrest on many occasions. My blood pressure shoots up, you could fry an egg on my red face.

Special arrangements are put in place for your manager when he attends courses. And hes put on a diet, with a picture of Stalin in the lecture hall. We have invited your chairman to meetings on many occasions to ask him what the fk hes up to.

By the way, we also apologise for Forest Greens winning goal, it was never a penalty.

Yours, the FA,

Where are your subs?