Fk sake guys ... a Sheepie initiatin yer big game? ... nivver mind, Ah come in peace tae yer site ... tae gee yiz up ... please, please. please. an' double please ... gie Hertz a fkn 5 goal stroop up the hoop.

Dinna get ma wrang ... Ah dinna much like ye ... but dinna fkn despise ye like Ah despise yer fkn diet hun neighbours ... come on guys, ye gubbed us sheepies 6-0 nae lang ago .... find that spirit again ffs ... if ye can tak doon the fkn vicTims by two goals, ye can tak doon the fkn Spurts o' MidLoincloth by five! ... get yer fkn shootin boots on ... mak it real

Ah'll be tunin in an cheerin yiz on .... even if ye think Ah'm a goat gobblin excuse for a fkn mutton muncher