I think you’d better have a lie-down after that Frank.
You could call it that, its sharpening my pencil. I hope to do well with mock sorrow,disingenuity, profane banter, abusive rage, foppish insolence, gross iniquity, solemn deceit, and destestable rancour.
But why, my many readers may ask?
Cambridge United were a group of rogues in the 1920s, and their carousing got out of hand leading to this pile of muck.
The cheapness of the working class males of that time, barely booted, or having newspaper on their feet, eating dregs from the gutter, with rainwater, is ably demonstrated by Paul Barry and his laughable attempts at running a club that has trouble staying afloat.
Despite massive amounts of money.
The community trust over the years must have cost millions, and like the BBC, and Labour, it is a payment you MUST pay, at source....the gate. You know what you can do with that.
And then there is black lives matter, any diversity from disagreeing from that nazi nonsense cannot be tolerated, its hatred of white people, its attemts at removing the police, and its innate corruption, all approved of by Paul Barry and his acolytes.
Diversity indeed, agree or else.
The shadow board, these sheep, long tongues lolling, searching for Mr Barrys regions, Barrys oft stated aim of selling the club, so much for the ground coming home.
Are you getting it Mr Fan?
He could sell it to anyone, Barry says hopefully to someone with similar values, what values are those.
Rope in dopes like you Barry, then rip them off like the Newcastle game? And the ManU money? plenty of those around, theres every chance the Abbey will end up as housing yet, its a matter of time. And bank many millions?
Barry is no different to Harwood and the other geezer. Hes even said it. THE ABBEY IS NOT SAFE.
Hes spent 2,5 million on the training ground, peanuts, youll get a shack for that, nothing on the team or the ground.
Barry is not young, if he is to enjoy the loot hes got to sell up soon, god knows what an heir will do. Hes enjoying his day in the sun, running a club is fun, but for how long.
He will betray you Mr Fan. Guaranteed. Hes said so.
And relegation is coming, if Boner fks off itll be the conference. Or lower.
I think you’d better have a lie-down after that Frank.
Foppish insolence was pure Frank at his best and when he goes off on one like this it always cheers me up,to ask his many readers why just lets you know that he's taking the p1ss and well done in doing so sir
He's managed to also get in the BBC,Labour,Barry,corrupted police,Boner and relegation as well just makes joyful reading and he's probably warming himself up nicely for the new season
I shall wait expectantly for the next installment Frank