Hello out there.....

[Psaw]

There is a striker playing for Wisbech that has scored a hattrick in the last two games. Hes fat, immobile, chunky, slow, cant pass, head, maybe a bit, trap a ball, or shoot, when he scores its mostly scuffs, badly hit shots that beat the keeper because they are badly hit.

He doesnt make himself available because he doesnt realise he should or cant muster the energy to move, the team has to find him, yet hes a first teamer no miss.

In 1980 81 Birmingham City signed a striker who scored practicaly every game, he won games on his own, and every time he played Birmingham won, like a lucky talisman.

Yes youve guessed it, he couldnt play either, he was phased out of the team and left.

There is an art to being a goal scorer, just be in the right place, a goal hanger if you like, something will come your way. I have marvelled at the above striker, and all he does is that. If he has the ball in space, a lot of space, he hasnt a clue.

Absolutely none and he knows it, mostly he gives it away, he tried crossing once and heaved it into the opposite touchline half way into his own half.

When he scores the whole team runs 50 yards to congratulate him, and he behaves like he dating Megan Markle wink.

Who wouldnt want that, she must be going some to get royalty. He must know that scoring a goal keeps up the facade of him knowing what hes doing.

Mind you, it is the united counties league. Thought it might be interesting to keep things turning over, As there really no one out there that can give an opinion, especially you drongo cambridge fans.

How many times can i keep saying Bonner is an alien?

Bonner is an alien, a drone, a borg, unnatural, a computer printout, fay, mud faced, a parisien wh ore, a communist.

Look at the state of the country due to those people. Cambridge United are communist, woke, the pox of society, as bent as France.

VIVA THE LILLYWHITES. VIVA NOTTS COUNTY CHALKY. VIVA CARLISLE UNITED.

[Chauncey]

" We've got a little fat guy who will turn him inside out", " Just imagine how good he would be if he only lost some weight" and "When you get the ball just give it to the fat lad on the left" was just two quotes from Brian Clough about John Robertson

You never said who the Wisbech player was though Frank,no wonder that he's not getting the headlines that he deserves if even is admirers can't remember his name