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Thread: Batten down the hatches.

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    Batten down the hatches.

    Storm Agnes is due to wreak death and destruction on Lancashire overnight. On Radio Lancs they've just had some top bod from the Met Office warning us to beware and a Lancs CC official telling us that the County's Emergency Services are all on standby to help mitigate the damage about to be inflicted upon us.

    Is the end of the world really nigh, or is this the latest attempt to scare us witless by the eco-loons ? Any road, I'm taking no chances, I've shifted all the garden furniture off the patio. You never know, it might just be High Winds and a Bit of Rain Agnes, or it might be a real Storm Agnes. We'll see.

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    Irish Sea experiencing gale force 6 winds, f*uck 'em I'm in Bolton and the daffodils are only just breaking out.

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    Sun shining in Colne.

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    Bit windy overnight but nothing untoward or unusual, either Agnes hasn't arrived yet, or it's the latest scam by the eco-loons to make us think climate change will kill us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    Bit windy overnight but nothing untoward or unusual, either Agnes hasn't arrived yet, or it's the latest scam by the eco-loons to make us think climate change will kill us all.
    I hate to tell you mon ami the "Covid Alarm Bells" are ringing again. My doctor is insisting I seriously consider vaccination. I asked him it it's prudent to tell your GP to f*uck off. He put the 'phone down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    I hate to tell you mon ami the "Covid Alarm Bells" are ringing again. My doctor is insisting I seriously consider vaccination. I asked him it it's prudent to tell your GP to f*uck off. He put the 'phone down.
    Only ever was a matter of time.

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    We had a power cut about 6 this morning and our apple tree lost a few more fruit than usual but the roof is still on (as was the power before 8).

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    Beautiful day in Cadiz and all is well with the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    Bit windy overnight but nothing untoward or unusual, either Agnes hasn't arrived yet, or it's the latest scam by the eco-loons to make us think climate change will kill us all.
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    Office Joker Colin Hunt says “Batten down the Hatches and Hatten down the Batches!”.

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    All's well over here I keep looking up wards for storm clouds but clear as, 'an empty wine glass here'

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