This is how it will go.

Barry... Well Mr New manager, thats us.

New manager,.... very impressive, can i ask can you get ---- hub on the tv at the new ground? Oh and, can you give me the wage structure, and the available finances for new signings?

Barry......picks up the phone to his secretary if they have one. Can you call a taxi please for Mr Smith, or whoever manages Bognor now.


Or it could go like this.

Barry, to the new manager......we can only afford free transfers, the good players we have have long term injuries and wont be signed by other clubs, Cousins is an example, they wont be available most of the time.

Some not at all, like Haunstropper.

The New manager......Could you call me a taxi please?


The new manager, like Bonner will be placed in an impossible position, and a new manager will know it. Only someone from Kempston or Bedford would take it.


Bonner will be in shock today, even if he saw it coming. For him its a blessing in disguise, he wont know it yet. His disequilibrium will be deepened by his desire as a child, to be Uniteds manager.

It shows the power of the subconscious mind, ask and it will be given. He should set his next goal to be manager of England. Ask and it will be given.