We need jokes

[Millmoordays]

What do you get if you sell a load of Filofax to the mafia?

Well organised crime.

[Lolmorgan]

Rotherham Labour Council biggest joke, Charters Arms pub pulled down now I’ve heard that the new market will have a pub.Now Henry Boot are the 3rd contractors to be given the job of building it.

[clarkey1974]

Tesco have started a new dating site for shoppers to meet up when they go shopping so that they shop and date and the same time…

Reviews aren”t too good though with one saying “I joined it and now I have a bag for life..”

[gru]

A cannibal came home from holiday on crutches with only one leg... he said that's the last time I go self catering 🤣

Bloke hires a hitman to murder his wife who says I'll shoot her just under her left breast... he says I don't want her just kneecaping 😁

[Tinribs]

Non alcoholic lager is like licking your sisters fanny ….it tastes similar but it’s just wrong !!

[Jimmy Badfellow]

Non alcoholic lager is like licking your sisters fanny ….it tastes similar but it’s just wrong !!

I really hate woke jokes!

[gru]

A cannibal came home from holiday on crutches with only one leg... he said that's the last time I go self catering 🤣

Bloke hires a hitman to murder his wife who says I'll shoot her just under her left breast... he says I don't want her just kneecaping 😁

he said I didn't say kneecap her!

[Stansmate]

Rang the circus earlier to speak to Marvo The Human Fireball

They said he'd gone out 🥴

The old uns are the best !!!!!

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Rotherham Labour Council biggest joke, Charters Arms pub pulled down now I’ve heard that the new market will have a pub.Now Henry Boot are the 3rd contractors to be given the job of building it.

New pub will be called The Nelson

RMBC are good at turning a blind eye

[Stansmate]

Rang the circus earlier to speak to Marvo The Human Fireball

They said he'd gone out 🥴

The old uns are the best !!!!!