I wus going to add another word to the title but thought better of it, someone on footymad must be gay.

Anyway, in perusing the afternoons possibilities i logged onto Cambridge Cities website, was the game on the front page?

No.

The reason for its existence, football matches, doesnt qualify for a front page billing, and of course the crucial information that the game is at St Ives.

Will i go?, who knows. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. All websites now think coming and goings dont count, or match reviews, teams, managers comments. ETC.

Its like when i retired and had to teach learners.

Having fulfilled a task, i would ask about

A B C, did you do that? Of course i knew they hadnt. And when the task was repeated, those things would still not be addressed.

Its the young british today, feckless, Dylan on the magic roundabout, hippy, useless. Spoiled, dependent, incapable of using initiative, be creative. The Russians could march in and be met by our soldiers using an elastic band to flick paper at them.

Six months in 1960s Gwydir Street would fix that. No, it would not. 1920s gwydir Street, guaranteed.