The only thing preventing emotional CARNAGE.

[Psaw]

Is time. Its August and Cambridge fans expect things to get better, in that flannel ****rted open necked sort of way, with flannel trousers, laughing at knock knock jokes.

Sensitive in manner, whistling happy tunes, spashing feet in the Cam, asking whos going for an ice cream. Oblivious to reality that watching Loft, Morrison, especially him, that geezer from Derby, is like watching a much loved family tortoise creeping over a lawn, searching for a distant tomatoe.

And Rossi, if he were a cricketer, and having the ball bowled at him, slowly like, the ball would hit the keepers gloves as Rossi looked to move his bat.

And Stevens, the ball delivered on his right side, watches.

Mark Johnson, with the Russian certificate of bull, from the university of bull, Moscow. Transmitting on radio cambs, making the unnaceptable be acceptable, obfuscating the treacherous, Johnson a paid hack.

Hysteria, depression, acute anxiety, lies in wait for the 100 iq united fans. Cambridge 0 Blackpool 3.

A fourth defeat, the jaws of Hades beckon, while the hooligan owners drink champagne, eat oysters, drive beamers, while Cambridge fans eat crow.

Barry is an American no hes not a Cambridge bloke, anymore, every penny counts, and he wants yours. He cares not for the cities of the homeless in Seattle, in every aAmerican city, but will pour more sauce on the english social state, yours.

While you watch Loft, and roll out red barrel Lavery.

There is a worse fate than being American though, he might have made money in France, and indeed his club is Cambridge, hell bent on relegating it, cashing in, this saviour of United, spending smarties on the old, injured, incompetent, the useless....

And t i thought Paddy Rayment was bad. The boardroom crap is NOT over. The misery of an old man is interesting to no one. Who will soothe my fevered brow? who will share my smug self congratulation at tomorrows disaster?

My misery is coming to an end, the misery of United not playing Clacton, Goleston, tomorrow, but miraculously being in div 1. For now.

[chaincey.ncfc]

Cambridge v Blackpool. 4-4

You’ve got to admit that you got your moneys worth of goals today Frank (if you went of course)

[Psaw]

How can Blackpool draw after being 4-1 up? The winged demon spitting fire intervened.