My Way not Sinatra

[Psaw]

And now the end is near......you bet, the as sholes are bottom.

And so i face the final curtain. .....Its not i, its YOU, i gave up on failures years ago

My friend, ill say it clear.....you bet, eff off.

Ill state my case, of which im certain........ just look at the table.....struggle.....struggle struggle ...no end insight.

Ive lived a life thats full, you bet....

Ive travelled each and every highway......The M6 mostly, up norf, dahn sarf.....such futility

But more, much more than this, i did it my way......using a satnav, and not, eating sh it in motorway petrol stations, and actually paying.

Regrets ive had a few.....to many to mention.....

But then again, too few to mention, .....how about after every game?

But more, much more than this i did it my way.........christ, thats true......god help me......

I did what i had to do, and saw it through without exemption.....no not true, united got fired, before firing yes, because i was stupid, immature, a jerk, a brain washed as shole.

I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway......yes, satnavs were a god send......each charted course of disaster.....pulmonary fluctuation, pants that dont absorb.....a belly full of burger projeectile vomitted on occasion....



I did what i had to do, and saw it through without exemption.....yes, thats true, i attended games....my public humiliation, being seen on the terraces, and going public with this, that i was a cambtridge fan....

Yes there were times im sure you knew, when i bit off more than i can chew, ...all cambridge fans do this....eat crow....they still do...

But through it all when there was doubt, i ate it up and spit it out.......i did eat it up, i choked, got poisoned, turned green, anyone would, like Vale away, ....Barrow home.....spit it out yes thank god eventually.

I faced it all and stood tall, and did it my way.... Thats true, i stood tall being buried in incompetance on and off the pitch, there is an example today, that Cambridge fans pay Jack Stevens.....not me.....crazy crazy people.

And did it my way....thats true, with this note.

Ive loved, ive laughed and cried, ive had my fill, my fill of losing......Way to go....spot on Frank.....why support a team like this, the commitment is stupid, Cambridge United does not represent Cambridge, not even close......

Cried?? ........no failure didnt get me that bad, and when faiure doesnt stop, i did.

And now as tears subside, i find all so amusing.....Laughter yes, and marvel at my own stupidity. Tears?, it was more like bad farts, belching, head in hands, burping, making fart noises with my lips at full time, making BAD gestures at the players, like Marshall, Rayment etc, there were many, in fact more bad than normal or good, there were thousands of the *******s.

To think i did all that, and may i say, not in a shy way.....Christ the humiliation, people actually saw me at games, could identify me, call me names, like my ex brummie wife. Shy way?, i should have gone to games making sure i cant be identified, a mask,,, a shopping bag over my head.

For what is a man what has he got, if not himself then he has naught..... I have reclaimed myself, my sanity by booting united, to get this d ick out of my ass.

To say the things he treuly feels, and not the words of one who kneels..... Way to go frank.....those amber as sholes kneel to all.

The record shows, i took the blows.....and did it my way.......indeed i took the blows.... i was there in all its horror, the fall from the top of div1, the championship to non league. And all else.

Now United fans, take the knee to the socialist as sholes and do the blows.

[chaincey.ncfc]

Wow you’ve taken the insults to the next level Frank,I had to reread it twice to get the full effect,in my head it’s more Sid Vicious’s version from the late 70’s more than Sinatra’s and would have loved it if you had gobbed at the fans at the end for the full effect,I can’t visualise Sinatra clearing his throat onto the bow tied audiences of Vegas


Top notch Frank

[Psaw]

Thank you, i should have takeen my creative writiung class more seriously.