Pre-Match Warm-Ups

[Little15]

Would the energy be better spent during the game? Particularly considering we regularly seem to do a lot more than the opposition.

[Chicken Balti Pie]

We already have bad enough injuries, let's just stop warming up and see what happens...

[meoldlaner]

Warm ups are ***** otherwise we would have more injuries.

[slack_pie]

We should probably stop training as well.

[SwalePie]

Maybe the players could work from home and save commuting.

[upthemaggies]

Maybe the players could work from home and save commuting.

Don't even get them out of bed.
Astral projection.

[LeftPeg_Pie]

Let?s go old school, Sunday morning stuff.

Get them putting the nets up. Then smashing a few shots at the GK. A few runs across the width of the pitch with the odd stretch. Smash a few more balls at the GK. Pick the dog **** up.

Classic.

[upthemaggies]

Let?s go old school, Sunday morning stuff.

Get them putting the nets up. Then smashing a few shots at the GK. A few runs across the width of the pitch with the odd stretch. Smash a few more balls at the GK. Pick the dog **** up.

Classic.

What ever happened to players emerging from the tunnel before kick off whilst jumping up and down to head imaginary footballs.

[queenslandpie]

I can only assume that laddo has not taken his meds.

[maddogslater]

Don't forget a quick fag and honk up last night's ale after the warm up.