DFCSS Fans Rep Update

[deetox]

DFCSS fans rep, Boab McFarter in a meeting decided to make some notes before his colleagues figured out he had not not been listening to a word that had been said.

Wee Boab, who is not entirely sure what his joab is, was in a meeting about something or other when he noticed people were writing stuff down.

Boab thought, ‘****, I better look busy’. So I wrote ‘more, more, Dundee mad’ and then smiled to myself.”

He then sat with his pencil in his hand for the rest of the meeting before writing down his five favourite albums.

He added: “’Jagged Little Pill, 21, that Pulp album that Common People was on, The Best of Crowded House and the soundtrack to When Harry Met Sally.”

DFC's number two, Steve McFartin (no relation) said: “I like to see people writing stuff down in meetings. It proves that they’re terrified of being sacked or ignored and thus will do our durty deeds on a wide range of other, unrelated matters to keep the fans happy. Season tickets, pehs, stripey shirts, tall Texan tweets etc.

“Like wee Boabie here, for example. He’s going to procure a colourful assortment of recreational drugs for me and if he doesn’t I’m going to ask to see his notes from the last meeting. He'll do anything to keep his club tie."

"Oan ye go Boabie . . . see you next month"

[shaded]

as far as im aware bob hynd is a dfcss club board member,there should be another dfcss member on the club board,which historically has been the fans rep.

as far as i know i dont think the dfcss have a fans rep at the moment,John Burke is the new fans liason officer but i think his remit is between other clubs re fan issues

[jdfc]

as far as im aware bob hynd is a dfcss club board member,there should be another dfcss member on the club board,which historically has been the fans rep.

as far as i know i dont think the dfcss have a fans rep at the moment,John Burke is the new fans liason officer but i think his remit is between other clubs re fan issues

It's all Shyte, why don't they just hand over OUR cash to the club and fehk off

[deetox]

It's all Shyte, why don't they just hand over OUR cash to the club and fehk off

Hey JD . . . you are a funny guy (or girl ?)

ALL your posts are the same. Do you just cut'n'paste ?

"It's all Shyte, fehk off"

[jdfc]

When it's related to DFCSS it maybe, I hate the feeling of being duped

[BCram]

When it's related to DFCSS it maybe, I hate the feeling of being duped

Just happened to access this thread, God knows how I did it, but Jdfc still posts on here, and I wonder if he still feels that DFCSS had duped him, and why he feels that way.

[Deeranged]

Is Deetox still around? What a laugh he was - just a generally funny or strange person, what he posted was never funny.

Total fruit loop in fact.

[BCram]

Yes, in those days people wrote some posts just as a bit of humour. Think there should always be space for off topic threads. Can see why TDB don't like politics based threads, and I agree with their policy but somehow it needs polici⁸ng and that can cause problems.
Islay used to be funny banging on about the folly of ferries and Calmac, but somehow it seems more serious, rather than when he first started banging on about them.

[Returnofrros]

Yes, in those days people wrote some posts just as a bit of humour. Think there should always be space for off topic threads. Can see why TDB don't like politics based threads, and I agree with their policy but somehow it needs polici⁸ng and that can cause problems.
Islay used to be funny banging on about the folly of ferries and Calmac, but somehow it seems more serious, rather than when he first started banging on about them.

I wouldn't agree with Pravda if they told me the earth was round.

****s 100% ****s

[Dodbroon]

I wouldn't agree with Pravda if they told me the earth was round.

****s 100% ****s

And you'd be right to disagree. Earth isn't round; it's an oblate spheroid!