Having been ejected at Gillingham, it didnt take him long to foul up with his goody two shoes approach, he doesnt know when to call a spade a spade, he rocks up at United as football director or whatever, yet another cook that spoils the broth.

Bonner is unsophisticated, a bit of an oik, unintelligent, a drone, i hope that in his job description it says that he must stand on the touchline pointing at the opposition goal.

This is to remind the Cambridge players where the opposition goal is.

That the only person who knows comes from Bristol City.

That would make sense of the word director, maybe he could also give gestures, both arms by his side, waving forwards, pointing like a doberman, or that dog that points with its nose, a pointer, we could rename him Mark Pointer Bonner.

Will it help?, yes, that in needing to go to the bog, like the one still in use at the Abbey, from 1935, assistance finding such is needed.

I wonder that if Cambridge players did not have noses, that when lunch was served, they could not find it.

Its a good thing Bonner has given up on management, what he achieved was luck, that on going flukes is a fact of life, United prove it.

How many times have i, and you, left the ground knowing a win was a fluke?....loads. Bonners management technique is an arm around the shoulders, maybe even a kiss, an offer to go shopping for makeup.

Dungarees, a past Cambridge fashion, red hair, anti semitism.

How would that go down as manager of Darlington?