Its like Tottenham v Liverpool, Sheff Wenesday v Sheff United, Birmingham v Villa, or is it Tranmere v Cambridge.

Thank god my central nervous system doesnt give a flying wotsit anymore.

Having said that my nervous system will be hoghly entertained with Tranmere 10 Cambridge 0. United will soon join the Yorks, the Carlisles the Rochdales in the graveyard of no where, ex league clubs flailing in failure, oh....united have already been there.

That escape from penury was rejected by PAUL BARRY when he told deep pockets to get lost.

And this is the result, relegation, div 4, Neil Harris and his team of monsters, sub 5000 attendances, mind numbing ordinariness.

I love you Paul, especially when you walk away with the ground making idiots of all who believed in your nonsense. Now sling it.