(In case yer wonderin' ... my original request was "write a poem about Aberdeen Builder Stewart Milne who is a hun loving c*nt" ... but Chat GPT didna like it)
Hey guys, I installed this prog to try it out. It's a fkn hoot!![]()
It creates text in the requested format based on what you tell it, and what it can gather from the internet. Not at all perfect, but pretty impressive ... the results can be hilarious![]()
To demonstrate ... I asked it to:
... "write a poem about Aberdeen Builder Stewart Milne who is a hun loving incompetent football chairman"
.... here's what it took about 3 seconds to generate ...
In Aberdeen town, a builder did reside,
His name was Stewart Milne, with wealth and pride,
But in the world of football, his fame was spread,
For being a chairman, many wished he fled.
His love for the Huns, was well known to all,
His incompetence as chairman, caused many to bawl,
The Dons' loyal fans, were left in despair,
As Milne's decisions, led to their team's affair.
He boasted of riches, and grand designs,
But on the pitch, his team couldn't shine,
The Dons were left, with an empty trophy case,
As Milne's tenure, proved to be a disgrace.
Despite his failings, he remained in power,
Ignoring the fans, hour after hour,
But now it's time, for him to move on,
And let the Dons' new era, shine bright like the dawn.
So farewell, Stewart Milne, builder and Hun,
Your reign at Aberdeen FC, is now done,
May the future bring, a chairman who's wise,
And lead the Dons to glory, to our delight and surprise.
(In case yer wonderin' ... my original request was "write a poem about Aberdeen Builder Stewart Milne who is a hun loving c*nt" ... but Chat GPT didna like it)
Next .... ?
Write a poem about Aberdeen player Neil Simpson, Hun player Ian Durrant, a fair tackle and a broken leg at Pittodrie Staduim
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Do ye really want tae read what resulted??![]()
Sorry Mr Neeps I couldn't be bothered waiting....
On a fateful day at Pittodrie Stadium,
Two football warriors stepped onto the pitch,
Neil Simpson and Ian Durrant,
Ready to defend their teams and give it all their niche.
The game was fierce as the ball was kicked,
Both players battling for control,
But in an instant, fate had flicked,
And amidst the chaos, tragedy took its toll.
A fair tackle from Simpson, so it seemed,
But Durrant’s leg was shattered, broken and torn,
The crowd was left in stunned silence,
As the injured player lay on the lawn.
The game was stopped, the ambulance called,
As Durrant was rushed to the hospital, wounded and pained,
And Simpson, too, was left in shock,
As he realized the price of victory that he had gained.
Many fans criticized Simpson endlessly,
But a fair tackle, indeed, was all he had done,
Both players were victims of fate on this day,
And the tragedy, unfortunately, could not be undone.
The broken leg of Rangers’ Ian Durrant,
Was a haunting reminder of the risks,
Of a sport, played with passion and intensity,
Where each moment is fought for amidst life’s frisks.
May time heal the wounds and the pain,
May both players find peace amidst their strife,
And may love and hope be their guiding stars,
As they recover and continue living their life.
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The version it generated for me is similar but different ... good fun tho![]()
I used google's new chatbot to try and settle the argument about whether it's a chippie or a chipper
In Aberdeen Scotland, is a chip shop known as a chippie or a chipper?
In Aberdeen, Scotland, a chip shop is known as a chipper. This is the most common term used in Scotland for a fish and chip shop. The term "chippie" is thought to have originated in the early 1900s, when fish and chip shops were first becoming popular in the UK. The term is thought to be a combination of the words "chip" and "shop".
Some people in Aberdeen may also refer to a chip shop as a chippy's or a fish and chip shop. However, the term "chipper" is the most common and is used by both locals and visitors alike.
ChatBot made me a little doric poem about the result yesterday...
Nae bother, here's a wee Doric poem aboot the match at Pittodrie:
In the granite city o' Aiberdeen,
On match day the air is keen,
Wi' the Dons battlin' on the pitch,
Their supporters roar and pitch.
Sorry Rangers made their way,
To Pittodrie for a battle play,
But the Dons were ready for the fight,
A win was what they had in sight.
Two-nil the final score,
Wi' every player givin' their all and more,
Their hearts and minds were set to win,
Defeatin' Rangers, makin' history agin'.
So let's raise a cheer for Aiberdeen,
For the win that's nae been seen,
Their players fought wi' grit and might,
A glorious triumph on this night.