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Thread: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

  1. #1
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    How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    There may be bonus points for aborted attempts or at least getting the helmet in.

    Fire away...

  2. #2
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    re: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    Avisodomy?

  3. #3
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    re: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    Ass?

    ASS?

    Are youse a ****ing yank or summat?

  4. #4
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    re: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    He's a hedgehog. Bestiality is what he does.

  5. #5
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    re: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    How do hedgehogs actually manage it without getting injured? It's a bit off of a crap deal for the bloke hedgehog tbf.

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    re: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Floppy_funbags
    How do hedgehogs actually manage it without getting injured? It's a bit off of a crap deal for the bloke hedgehog tbf.

    Bint gans on top.

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    re: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    None as it's no nice..

  8. #8
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    re: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    And this month's latent homo***uality award goes to Hedge

  9. #9
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    re: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    Nowt latent about him.

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    re: How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

    Judd's had a cockatoo.

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