Oh dear

[Psaw]

It has just occured to me that Kel is in trouble. The good lord in his faultless wisdom has tried to rub Kel out. And failed, this time.

When he succeeds his children wont have father. No change there then. His partner wont have a partner. No change there then.

Photo copying fixers will have another vacancy that they cant fill because the pay is too low.

If someone gives me Kels address i could expedite matters so Kel wont be looking over his shoulder constantly.

Ms kel will thank me if she could, she will be spared a cheap car pulling up outside, and having to admire his fake rolex.

There will be no tap on the shoulder, 58 seconds of action, and Kel rolling over for 30 quid housekeeping per week.

I can speak for everyone im sure when i say that im surprised Ken is still with us.

Have a nice day. Rastus.

[kel_]

I see your man love for me has reared it's ugly head again, Frank, after you tried to keep a lid on it.

Give me a thought when your car insurance premium gans up,won't you?

[Psaw]

I could roger you to death. Its big enough. You will choke.

[kel_]

Tbf, Frank, the exertion required for ***ual activity might make your heed explode given that just sitting down makes you gan bright purple.

[Psaw]

Youll still be dead. Drownded. All sticky and gooey, tasting like salty fish, with garlic, dill and fresh tomato puree.

Youll be thinking, fckkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Then.

oh, i like this.


You fcking perv.

[kel_]

Youll be thinking, fckkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Tbh, I'd more likely be thinking that it's odd a man off of your age hasert grasped apostrophes yet.

[Floppy_funbags]

Tut.

Just when you seemed to be getting a bit nicer too Frank.

[521buc]

Tut.

Just when you seemed to be getting a bit nicer too Frank.

Aye that's what I was thinking..
Come on Psaw just go with the board mate.

[Psaw]

Kel, when you revert to being critical of my apostrophies, then ive won the repartee game.
As for being horrible, which i am, i cant think of anything else to post that wouldnt bore me.

For a football board, no ones interested in it, or at best, a little bit.

Guisseppe, the Kel impaler.

[kel_]

Not really, Frank, I just enjoy mocking thick people.

It's how I get my kicks.