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Thread: Thats that

  1. #1
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    Thats that

    Being nice is over. Why?. Youve started i spy because the football has finished. The football on here never really started did it?

    Because youd have to be crazy to play i spy, ive developed a new oven. It seats twelve and your all invited.

    I have to measure its performance, counting the rochdalians rubbed out per minute. Why hasnt Pauline been invited to the moon by the Americans? When i rang they said it didnt need cleaning yet.

    When i see you lot, i might trump. its ok, a little gas never hurt anyone. When Judd goes to a gay bar, according to Pents, his pick up line is "may i push your stool in".

    Basil.

  2. #2
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    re: Thats that

    I went to an gay bar in Aberdeen. Moorlass were with me though, neebody said owt about stools either. There were an bloke deeing karaoke who sang Nessun Dorma and were geet ace to be honest.

    The beer were ****e though.

  3. #3
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    re: Thats that

    Bit half arsed and lacking your usual venom tbh Frank.

    I think you're softening up.

  4. #4
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    re: Thats that

    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw

    "may i push your stool in".
    Thats a misquote from The League Of Gentlemen...

    "May i push your stool up for you"...

    That was a great program...

  5. #5
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    re: Thats that

    You can get four queers on a stool all at once..

  6. #6
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    re: Thats that

    Quote Originally Posted by alfinyalcabo
    You can get four queers on a stool all at once..
    No if it's a milking stool.

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