Suarez

[SaintD]

Do Uruguay have a team psychiatrist? If not why not?

[Pentridge]

As mentioned on another thread, he's a mental.

[K5054]

Suarez should be banned from world football for a very long time the blokes a bloody cannibal.

[PonyFiddlerReturns]

Look who tried to keep it schtum !


After the clash between the players, Suarez, 27, went to ground holding his mouth, apparently suggesting he had been elbowed.
As the Italian ran after referee Marco Rodriguez, Uruguay forward Gaston Ramirez attempted to get Juventus defender Chiellini, 29, to cover his shoulder.

[PapaLazarou]

He's feckin' deranged - Ugly Bitey..

As the Italian ran after referee Marco Rodriguez, Uruguay forward Gaston Ramirez attempted to get Juventus defender Chiellini, 29, to cover his shoulder.

Not surprised, given the state of the wound and it being pre-watershed..

[Brockley_Jack]

Great use of photoshop!

[Brockley_Jack]

Suarez to open restaurant in light of his imminent disqualification. Here's a leak of the the menu!

Shawn Wright Fillets
Benteke Fried Chicken
Baines On Toast
Julio Cesar Salad
Andy Casserole
Sergio Biscuits
Bacary Lasagna
Shoulder of Lahm
Rack of Riberys

and of course

Chiellini con carne.

Any that I've missed?

[Southerndown]

How about...

Some Frank Le boeuf
a Patrick Berger
or a good old Tony Currie

[Brockley_Jack]

[Pentridge]

Nine game ban, does that mean that he misses our game with them?