Film quotes

[Pentridge]

Certain lines have stayed with me for years after watching a film and not always the obvious ones.


From WarGames,

General Beringer: Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!


Any others?

[tumbles]

Certain lines have stayed with me for years after watching a film and not always the obvious ones.


From WarGames,

General Beringer: Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!



From me Myself and Irene.

When the disabled guy comes out the supermarket and sees Jim Carrey having a leak in the petrol tank of his car.


"Hey! Get your co ck out of my Chrysler"


Any others?

[Pentridge]

From Kelly's Heroes,

Oddball: To a New Yorker like you, a Hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on 3 Tigers.

[Dirtyweasel]

There's a smell in here that will outlast religion -Kenny (2006)

Busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad - Kenny (2006)

This is the busiest time of year, this is a crazy time, it just goes bonkers. It's as silly as a bum full of smarties - Kenny (2006)

[kernow]

The closing scene from Some Like it Hot on the speed boat escaping from the pursuing mobsters who were out to get them.

Jack Lemmon, dressed in drag, removes his wig and says, " I can't marry you Osgood, because I'm a man !"
Joe E Brown replies, " Well, nobody's perfect."

Classic comedy.

[chiswickmart]

"Hell is the impossibility of reason" Platoon

[Pentridge]

Kenny is proper arfsome.

From another Australian comedy, The Castle.

Dale Kerrigan: The real estate agent said 'location location location' and we were right next to the airport! - view external link

[cunninglinguist]

But enough about me, let's talk about you... what do you think of me?

Beaches.



Receptionist: How do you write women so well?

Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

As Good As It Gets.

[chiswickmart]

Kenny is proper arfsome.

From another Australian comedy, The Castle.

Dale Kerrigan: The real estate agent said 'location location location' and we were right next to the airport!

One of my favourite films of all time.

Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Mum?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Dad?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Trace?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How are you?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Steve?
Dale Kerrigan: He’s all right.
Wayne Kerrigan: Good.
Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] We could just chat for hours.

[Hammerman69]

'We're gonna need a bigger boat' - Jaws

'Do you feel lucky Punk...well do you' - Dirty Harry

'I'm gonna rip your head off and **** down your neck' - Heartbreak Ridge