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    KLM...

    KLM are trying to be worse than Ryan Air!
    I went to check in online to be told that I had not selected how many suitcases i was taking.
    I turns out that unless you are a Blue Member you have to pay for each suitcase.
    As i'm flying Stavanger-Amsterdam then Amsterdam-Manchester i have to pay for each flight. It works out at fifty(50)quid more expensive now

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    re: KLM...

    The Americans do this as well. The trick is to apply for a KLM credit card, then cases are free, you get group 1 boarding etc

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    re: KLM...

    Quote Originally Posted by Markovitch
    The Americans do this as well. The trick is to apply for a KLM credit card, then cases are free, you get group 1 boarding etc


    American Airlines are going to charge more overweight people for two seats..

    It's hard not to feel sorry for them.. Life can be extremely hard for them even getting abuse coz of their weight.. We need to try and help overweight people a little bit more.. - view external link

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    re: KLM...

    ...at least the fat b@stards will get 2 meals

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    re: KLM...

    Quote Originally Posted by 521buc
    The Americans do this as well. The trick is to apply for a KLM credit card, then cases are free, you get group 1 boarding etc


    American Airlines are going to charge more overweight people for two seats..

    It's hard not to feel sorry for them.. Life can be extremely hard for them even getting abuse coz of their weight.. We need to try and help overweight people a little bit more..[/quote]

    Help them by stapling their fat fu[color=black]cking mouths fu[color=black]cking shut? Good idea Jimmy!

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    re: KLM...

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBadBen
    ...at least the fat b@stards will get 2 meals
    An good financial practice tbf. Feed the fat cu[color=black]nts more food making them fatter and thus ofing to pay for two (2) in the future.

    Forward thinking fu[color=black]ckers, these Dutchies.

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    re: KLM...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pentridge
    The Americans do this as well. The trick is to apply for a KLM credit card, then cases are free, you get group 1 boarding etc


    American Airlines are going to charge more overweight people for two seats..

    It's hard not to feel sorry for them.. Life can be extremely hard for them even getting abuse coz of their weight.. We need to try and help overweight people a little bit more..[/quote]

    Help them by stapling their fat fu[color=black]cking mouths fu[color=black]cking shut? Good idea Jimmy![/quote]





    No we can't do that..

    I saw the fattest man on telly last night 51stone or there abouts he was..he had a few issues that needed addressing poor lad.. He couldn't even stand up what life is that..we need to look through the fat and more into the mind to why he became so overweight.. I could have cried for him myself to be honest..

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    The issue he needs addressing is that the hole in his ****ing geet fat face is bigger than the one in his arse. The stapler idea, put forward by Penters, is the correct one.

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    re: KLM...

    Quote Originally Posted by 521buc
    The Americans do this as well. The trick is to apply for a KLM credit card, then cases are free, you get group 1 boarding etc


    American Airlines are going to charge more overweight people for two seats..

    It's hard not to feel sorry for them.. Life can be extremely hard for them even getting abuse coz of their weight.. We need to try and help overweight people a little bit more..[/quote]

    Help them by stapling their fat fu[color=black]cking mouths fu[color=black]cking shut? Good idea Jimmy![/quote]





    No we can't do that..

    I saw the fattest man on telly last night 51stone or there abouts he was..he had a few issues that needed addressing poor lad.. He couldn't even stand up what life is that..we need to look through the fat and more into the mind to why he became so overweight.. I could have c

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    We has a woman at work who got cancer, the drugs made her put on 10 stone. You think cancer makes you thinner as well eh,ho hum

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