Things for Corky to do on a Saturday afternoon

[chiswickmart]

1. Shove a bush cucumber up his jacksy!!

[Southerndown]

2. Shove a bush cucumber up Garth Crooks' jacksy

[Furbz]

3. Watch the scummers every week.

[Corkhead]

Cucumbers and jacksies did come to mind on Saturday but it was the ref who should have been the recipient. I have never seen anything like it.

By the way Chiz that "Corky Go Home!!!" banner that you hung off the bridge over the A34 looked very gay with its pink bunting. Not threatening at all and didn't deter me one bit.

[Southerndown]

4. Something cultural like learning another language, what is it those greasy dago feckers speak, oh yeah spic!

[Southerndown]

Talking of bush cucumbers, anybody see this in the news... see linky!



Ooh er! - view external link

[chiswickmart]

By the way Chiz that "Corky Go Home!!!" banner that you hung off the bridge over the A34 looked very gay with its pink bunting. Not threatening at all and didn't deter me one bit.

I got my daughters to do it (you have to keep them occupied during the holidays doing something). They refused my initial idea of "**** off Corky you ********"!! And I refused their opening gambit of "Please Mr Corky Sir will you not go to Fratton Park today"!!

What you got was a compromise.

PS Thought you said you didn't go down the A34?

[Corkhead]

I did a detour into Winchester to pick up a mate and confuse anyone who was following me with evil intent. It worked. Had no bother all afternoon.

Please tell the girls the artwork was superb. Nice and polite, unlike their pater.

[Southerndown]

I think that's just confused everyone on here, you've got a mate?

[lovedeanblue]

Stick to watching Leam on Saturdays please