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Bad news - we had to amputate both of your feet
Good news - the bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.
Bad news - we had to amputate both of your feet
Good news - see that fit nurse over there? The one with the big tits. I'm shagging her tonight
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Thread: The Good News,Bad News
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02-10-2014, 08:54 PM #1
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The Good News,Bad News
The Good News: The test results show you are Ebola free
The Bad News: We are naming a disease after you
The Bad News: You nearly bled to death after your double amputation
The Good News: Your cholesterol's down
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02-10-2014, 09:00 PM #2
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re: The Good News,Bad News
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03-10-2014, 09:20 AM #3
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re: The Good News,Bad News
Good news. Avits thinks he`s shagging the nurse with big tits tonight.
Bad News. The nurse is an ex russian male weight lifter.
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