One for Soudy and Corky

[Scoular1]

[Corkhead]

THAT has been retouched. It is impossible to grow a veg in that shape.

Someone with enormous Photoshop retouching skills, a small brain and loads of time to waste did that. Wonder who it could be?

[Scoular1]

C'mon Corks...its 5 different carrots in an arranged sculpture,but you knew that didn't you
Oh and a "like" wouldn't go amiss

[Scoular1]

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[Southerndown]

Jihadi John's mum tells him off for playing with his food

[Southerndown]

Kevin didn't mind sharing a bowl with Percival pea, but he drew the line with that snivelling little bast@rd Ollie onion

[Southerndown]

Carrot on left "I'm dying for a p!ss"
Carrot next to him "Yeah me too"

[Corkhead]

SoDo is on fire today.

[Corkhead]

Clarence the Carrot's toilet had developed an unfortunate tendency to become blocked.

[Corkhead]

You were saying

That is a common disfigurement caused by sowing to close and not thinning the seedlings. Looking like the carrot is sat on the bog is Pictorial Humour of the worse kind. I would never start a thread that included rude vegetables.