O/T advice required

[gm_gm]

I need some practical advice, when I'm troubled in this way I know I can rely on the sound advice often offered by MM posters

Anyways, I have received a leaflet through my letterbox from someone called Kevin who says he's a baron.

Kev wants me to vote for him in the upcoming election, he reckons he has 20,000 nurses and 8,000 GPs (hate to think what that stands for) waiting to spring into action if I vote for him.

Do you think he can be relied upon?

[jolly_roger]

My advice would be to check that you've not been burgled.

Could have been a robber baron. Usually seen with accomplices Ed "two-********" Milibean and Ed "Utter" Balls.

[gm_gm]

There was no sign of forced entry Jolly, but this leaflet does make me feel violated.

My neighbour says he's wipes his backside on his leaflet and sent it back to "the Red Baron" I asked why he said he sent me Shyte first

[Corner]

This is the guy who sits behind me at matches and always leaves early on 85 minutes. Make of that what you will

[frogmiller]

Gm, are you able to meet up for a beer before the Norwich game?

You too Corner?

[gm_gm]

Gm, are you able to meet up for a beer before the Norwich game?

You too Corner?

Definitely pal, if Corner's there though I might leave 5 mins early...

[Brin]

Gm, are you able to meet up for a beer before the Norwich game?

You too Corner?

What happened to meeting up with me?

[gm_gm]

Gm, are you able to meet up for a beer before the Norwich game?

You too Corner?

What happened to meeting up with me? [/quote]

You can attend as well Brin

[villamiller]

Gm, are you able to meet up for a beer before the Norwich game?

You too Corner?

What happened to meeting up with me? [/quote]
And me

[Brin]

Gm, are you able to meet up for a beer before the Norwich game?

You too Corner?

What happened to meeting up with me? [/quote]

You can attend as well Brin[/quote]

Thank you...