O/T If you can read this without laughing ......................

[ParkgateMiller]

.................................... you must be devoid of laughter cells......


This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes.

The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read.......



"This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rinder

[frogmiller]

The Royal Society for Piss Minunciation - view external link

[Ellis_D]

Hahaha, I read that out loud with a pessimistic mind, Parkgate, but it made me laugh a few times.

[tom12026]

Absolute GENIUS!!!.
Thankyou PG.M