Who do we reckon will win the race?

On one side we have a dried up auld hag who changes her views more times than the Scottish weather, happy to ignore her man's continual marital affairs to keep face, brilliant liar, poor health and smells of pish. (probably a yahoo fan)

On the other an honest fine upstanding man of the people who cares deeply about their future and, even though he is 70 years of age, has hair like a teenager and has missus that Georgie Best would be proud of.

I think it's gonnae be tight, but oor Donald has found his troosers and will edge it.