Good old Tony Stewart
He had 10,000 fans
He took them up to the Championship
Then he took them down again.
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
But when they were only halfway up
They were neither up nor down.
Good old Tony Stewart
He had 5 million pounds
He took it out of the Rotherham bank
But he put it back again.
Poor old Tony Stewart
He's got 5000 fans
But those numbers are going down
Because the only thing old Tony proved is
He's simply a light bulb clown.