Your goalie is hopeless. Your team are inadequate. One of the easiest wins. Ever. I am delighted at your discomfort, as relegation is a distinct possibility. I was sat in the stand just in front of the dressing rooms, Derry walked off having celebrated with the Corona kop, and gave a glance and a thumbs up to about a dozen fans who were watching for a reaction.

He is still yours.

Eight games in, United were bottom and adrift. If i was a board member, i would have voted to sack him, the team was abject. The turn around is amazing, miraculous. And beyond reason.

Richard.