What relation are you to Alan Stubbs?

You blatantly take things far too seriously to heart when the mere mention of his name crops up..... so come on spill the beans where in the family tree does Stubbs fit into yours?

I still think Steve Evans leaving the club was a massive mistake and I've raised my view on this in the past but for crying out loud man.... let the Stubbs thing go....

Or is it that you are Alan Stubbs but darent come clean?