Holy f@ck that was a bad unnexpected few days

Flight cancelled on Thursday as explained on other thread only to be offered a sunday flight as compensation. So bought own flight as i wanted home to my family. Flew overnight friday. Almost as soon as i was on the plane i deteriorated rapidly. Spewing like a ive never known inclusive of blood, sh@tting water, temperature fluctuations, cold sweats, shivering, the legs failing to work properly. With a 10 hour flight ahead and a stop over of 4hours with a 2 hour fligh after i honestly thought i wouldnt make it to Aberdeen, but i did. Got home and wife said i looked like i was away to collapse, so phoned NHS24. Who sorted it for me to head to ARI. Then i was up to the ward getting half my blood taken for tests and getting fluids pumped in for two days solid. Didnt piss from Friday morning untill Monday morning. Scary sh@t. Home now.

Imagine i took the sunday option. Could have been serious bad new

Turns out i picked up some tropical infection, "most likely" fae mosquitos which rapidly dehydrated me, this causing all my symptoms. Still in pain and still feel like i was kicked in, still cant eat. But it wasnt Malaria or something sinister that would kill me. (Soon as that was realised in true NHS stylee i was booted out of hospital as i was hogging a bed, even though they didnt diagnose me, they just said its a tropical infection and you winna die but if i get worse come back) So i canna complain. Im still alive.

F@ck you mozzys, go me